Jimbo Wales, Superstar

Title: Jimbo Wales, Superstar

Artist: Moulton

Composer: Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and Barsoom Tork Associates

Midi: Jesus Christ, Superstar

Every time I look at you I don't understand

Why you let the site you (co-)founded get so out of hand.

You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned.

Why'd you make such a stupid move to have Moulton banned?

If you'd thought it through you could have taught a whole nation

The art of dramaturgy with psycho-communication.

Don't you get me wrong.

I only want to know...

Jimbo Wales, Superstar,

Are you really as nuts as we think you are?

Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,

Whose talk page has your crew defaced?

Tell me what you think about your friends on the beat.

Would you like to have a Russian masseuse beat your meat?

Was IDCab where it's at? Was FM your fave star?

Could Sue Gardner move a mountain, or was that just PR?

Did you dress like the Red Queen? Was that a mistake, or

Did you know that Essjay's fall would be a heart breaker?

Don't you get me wrong.

I only want to know...

Jimbo Wales, Superstar,

Are you really as nuts as they say you are?

Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,

Whose BLP has your site defaced?

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