I'm In a Daze

Title: I'm In a Daze
Artist: BearAss
Composer: Music by Boris Fomin
Lyrics: Gene Raskin and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Those Were the Days — Mary Hopkin (1968)

Once upon a time there was a Wiki
Where we used to chase a troll or two
Remember how we laughed at all the lusers
And dreamed of all the jerkoffs we would screw

Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd ban and block forever and a day
We'd live the life of gods
With our lopsided odds
For we were young and sure to have our way.

Lai lai lai lai dai dai...
I'm in a daze, oh yes I'm in a daze

Then the dreary years went rushing by us
We lost our trophy barnstars on the way
If by chance I'd see you in the Wiki
We'd smile at one another and we'd say

Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd ban and block forever and a day
We'd live the life of gods
With our lopsided odds
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days

Lai lai lai lai dai dai...
I'm in a daze, oh yes I'm in a daze

Just tonight I logged into the Wiki
Nothing seemed the way it ought to be
In BearAss I saw a strange rejection
Was that lonely Steward really me?

Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd ban and block forever and a day
We'd live the life of gods
With our lopsided odds
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days

Lai lai lai lai dai dai...
Lie, lie, lie, lie (die, die)
I'm in a daze, oh yes I'm in a daze

Through the roar there came familiar laughter
I saw Tork's post and heard him call my name
Oh my foe we're older but no wiser
For in our hearts the screams have killed the game

Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd ban and block forever and a day
We'd live the life of gods
With our lopsided odds
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days

Lai lai lai lai dai dai...
I'm in a daze, oh yes I'm in a daze

CopyClef 2011 Boris Fomin, Gene Raskin, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
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Those Were the Days — Mary Hopkin (1968)