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Monday, August 13, 2018

Word Salad Jamming

Title: Word Salad Jamming
Artist: Montana Mouse
Composer: Tony Joe White and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Polk Salad Annie ~ Elvis Presley

Some of you all never been
Down Monterrey too much...
I’m gonna tell you a little story,
So you'll understand what I'm talking about
Down there they have a dude
Who hangs around the schools and grieves,
And he writes something like a steam machine.

Everybody calls it Word Salad Jamming.
Now that's Word Salad.

I’ve long known a guy that lives down there and
He'd go online to make a munge of it...
Get carried away and gin it up at length,
‘Cause that's what he had to say,
And he did it all night.

Down in Monterrey
Where muchachos can be mean
Lives a guy that I swear to the world
Made the teachers look green.

Word Salad Jamming
Professors got to slamming
Everybody said it was a shame
For the course was working on the main slang
What a mean, vicious syllabus!

Every day before supper time
He'd go down by the ‘puter lab
And gin up a munge of Word Salad
And send it off in a dizzy stack dump

Word Salad Jamming
Professors got to slamming
Everybody said it was a shame
For the course was working on the main slang

WooHoo, how wretched, spiteful,
Strange grammar-chopping yeoman,
Lord have mercy.

Sock a little Word Salad to him
Yeah, you know what, yeah, yeah

Bet his daddy was a lazy no-count
Claimed he had a bad drunk
All his friends were jiving around
Stealing sentences out of White and Strunk

For once Word Salad Jamming
Professors got to slamming
Everybody said it was a shame
For the course was working on the main slang

Sock a little Word Salad to him
You know what meets a phantom rendition?
You sock a little
Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah
Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon
Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon
Sock a little Word Salad to him

You know what greets a phantom rendition?
Sock a little Word Salad to him
You know what treats a phantom rendition?
Chinc, chinc, chinc, chin, ling, ling ling

CopyClef 2018 Tony Joe White and Barsoom Tork Associates.
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"At North American Bupkis we solemnly swear we are up to no good."



Polk Salad Annie ~ Elvis Presley

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