Screw Barry Thrill

Title:	Screw Barry Thrill
Artist:	Gastrin Bombesin
Lyrics:	Fats Domino, Milton Roe, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi:	Blueberry Hill (Fats Domino / Louis Armstrong)

Note to my largely non-existent fan club:

By special request, I had redacted the lyrics to "Screw Barry Thrill" to pave the way to resolve a lingering year-old dispute on Wikipedia. Now a month has passed and Jimbo Wales has not only not responded in the manner of a scholar and gentleman, he's done just the opposite. And so, per my agreement with SB Johnny and Ottava Rima, the lyrics to this utterly atrocious song parody are now going back online.

I outed Filll
On Screw Barry Thrill
On Screw Barry Thrill
When I found you

The moon stood still
On Screw Barry Thrill
And lingered until
My dream came true

The wind in the willow played
Love's sweet melody
But all of those vows you made
Were never to be

Though we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were a pill
On Screw Barry Thrill
The wind in the willow played
Love's sweet melody
But all of those vows you made
Were never to be

Though we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were a pill
On Screw Barry Thrill