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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Jimbo Wales, Superstar

Title: Jimbo Wales, Superstar
Artist: Moulton
Composer: Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Jesus Christ, Superstar

Every time I look at you I don't understand
Why you let the site you (co-)founded get so out of hand.
You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned.
Why'd you make such a stupid move to have Moulton banned?
If you'd thought it through you could have taught a whole nation
The art of dramaturgy with psycho-communication.
Don't you get me wrong.
I only want to know...
Jimbo Wales, Superstar,
Are you really as nuts as we think you are?
Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,
Whose talk page has your crew defaced?
Tell me what you think about your friends on the beat.
Would you like to have a Russian masseuse beat your meat?
Was IDCab where it's at? Was FM your fave star?
Could Sue Gardner move a mountain, or was that just PR?
Did you dress like the Red Queen? Was that a mistake, or
Did you know that Essjay's fall would be a heart breaker?
Don't you get me wrong.
I only want to know...
Jimbo Wales, Superstar,
Are you really as nuts as they say you are?
Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,
Whose BLP has your site defaced?
CopyClef 2009 Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Do You Know the Way to Sanity

Title: Do You Know the Way to Sanity
Artist: Retired Wikipedia Admins
Composer: Burt Bacharach, Hal David, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Do You Know the Way to San Jose (Dionne Warwick)



Do you know the way to sanity?
I've been nutz so long,
I went wrong and lost my way.
Do you know the way to sanity?
I'm going back to find some peace of mind in sanity.

Wiki is a great big brouhaha,
I plunged in and leveled up too far.
In a week, maybe two, you'll earn a barnstar.
Tweaks turn into tears, how quick they diss
And all the stars that never were
Are down at AN/I and taking piss.

Do you know the way to sanity?
They've got way too much disgrace.
There'll come a day when I will say,
I was born and raised in sanity
I'm going back to find some peace of mind in sanity.

Fame and fortune is a magnet.
It can pull you far away from home,
With a dream in your heart,
You're socked by a clone.
Dreams turn into dust and blow away
And there you are without a hope
You post your template and fade away.

I put too much faith in vanity.
Do you know the way to sanity?
Can't wait to get back to sanity.

CopyClef 2009 Burt Bacharach, Hal David, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Happy Bashday Sweet Quiz Queen

Title: Happy Bashday Sweet Quiz Queen
Artist: Gail Trimble's Brother
Composer: Neil Sedaka, Howard Greenfield, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen



Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
It's your bashday sweet quiz queen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
It's your bashday sweet quiz queen

Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not non-notable anymore
You've turned into the cleverest girl I've ever seen
Happy bashhday sweet quiz queen

What happened to that shining face
My Oxford scholar now gives interviews with grace
I can't believe my eyes you're just a college dream
Happy bashday sweet quiz queen

When you were only six I was your big brother
Then when you were ten we watched Capra with each other
When you were thirteen you were my funny valentine
But since you've grown up your Wiki fame is sewn up
From now on you're gonna be slimed, so

If I should smile with sweet surprise
It's just that you've shown up before the public's eyes
You've turned into the cleverest girl I've ever seen
Happy bashday sweet quiz queen

Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Happy bashday sweet quiz queen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Happy bashday sweet quiz queen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Happy bashday sweet quiz queen

CopyClef 2009 Neil Sedaka, Howard Greenfield, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
British Isles Bobby Soxers and the Brill Building Wannabees. All knights reserved.