Moulton and Allio Down by the Schoolyard

New song parody from Barsoom Tork Associates ...

Title: Moulton and Allio Down by the Schoolyard
Artist: Montana Mouse
Composer: Paul Simon and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard ~ Simon and Garfunkel

The Apple mama slammed down the phone
And she ran to the police station
When Moulton found out he began to shout
And he started an investigation

It's against the law
It was against the law
What AllieCat heard
When she flipped him the bird

The mama jumped up and dove into a rut
Every time that dreaded name got mentioned
Then Moulton said, “Oy, if she gets that boy
She’s gonna stick him in the house of detention.”

Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Morrow, the jerk of sorrow

Seein' Moulton and Allio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' Moulton and Allio
Down by the schoolyard

Whoa, in a couple days
They come and take him away
But Moulton let the story leak
And when the radical bard
Come to shout, “Retard!”
It was lava on the cover of Cluesweek

And I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Morrow, the jerk of sorrow

Seein' Moulton and Allio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' Moulton and Allio
Downed by the cruel bard
Seein' Moulton and Allio
Down by the schoolyard

Songwriters: Paul Simon and Barsoom Tork Associates
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Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard ~ Simon and Garfunkel