Synopsis: Cheka blocks Moulton on Encyc.Org for Bearing Accurate Witness
Alison: Now then, Auggie, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Block.
Auggie: Eh?
Alison: The Block, Auggie. The Indefinite Block! Well now, what happened is, one of our goons, he had a sort of, well, he went a little Cluster B in the Dramafest.
Auggie: What?
Alison: Well, I'll tell you what he did. He went and did a loony thing. He blocked Moulton for Bearing Accurate Witness.
Auggie: What? Did Moulton leave? Are you telling me he hasn't left?
Alison: Uh, well, let me finish, Auggie. Let me finish.
Auggie: Moulton is going to post this on his blog and on Facebook, isn't he?
Alison: Well listen, Auggie, how do you think I feel about it?! Can you imagine how I feel about it, Auggie? Eh?
Title: Fr33kman vs. the Dread Barsoom
Artists: Fr33KoolAide, Darth Drekko, and the Keystone Kops
Composer: Phil Gernhard, Dick Holler and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Snoopy vs. the Red Baron — The Royal Guardsmen
Achtung! Jetzt singen wir gemeinsam die Geschichte Über Fr33KoolAide, die Funkadoodle von Dysfunktionalität Und die lästigen Barsoom Tork vom MIT
After the turn of the millenium
In the theatrical arch of the proscenium
Came a liminal drama never seen before
Like the silent scream of a lunatic war
Eins, zwei, drei, vier ....
Up came a scare like a runaway train
Barsoom Tork was his avatar name
Range-blocks tried and range-blocks fried
Now they're scattered all over the countryside
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
The meddlesome Tork was engaging their mops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end that spree
Of Barsoom Tork of MIT
Left, two, three, four ....
In the nick of time, a hero arose
A fr33ky lookin' d00d with a big fire hose
He raced into the scene to stop that runaway train
But Barsoom shot him down "Curses, foiled again!"
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
The meddlesome Tork was engaging their mops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end that spree
Of Barsoom Tork of MIT
Now, Fr33kman had sworn that he'd get that dork
So he asked the Great Steward for a trident fork
He challenged Firelion to a juicy food fight
And while Barsoom was laughing, blocked him late at night
That engineer quickly
Switch-tracked his trains
He tried every route,
But ran out of domains
Fr33kman blocked once
And then range-blocked twice more
And that meddlesome academic
Was again shown the door
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
The meddlesome Tork
Was engaging their mops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end that spree
Of Barsoom Tork of MIT
Well, ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
Were bound and determined to pull out the stops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end tha spree
Of that meddlesome academic from MIT
CopyClef 2011 Phil Gernhard, Dick Holler and Barsoom Tork Associates. Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.
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