Schadenfreude Theatre of the Absurd

Here, from Alisence and Barsoom Tork Associates ...

Gastrin Bombesin, your host of Schadenfreude Theatre, introduces today's episode of Lunatic Drama, sponsored by Cluster B...

Schadenfreude Theatre

With Gastrin Bombesin

Sponsored by Cluster B

Featuring the Baletomatic 76 Commercial

Welcome to Lunatic Drama, sponsored by Cluster B.

I'm Gastrin Bombesin, your host on Schadenfreude Theatre.

Today's episode, Block Party, features your favorite zany characters from Wikiversity.

But first let me tell you about a yummy new recipe for enjoying Cluster B.

Yes, Cluster/B/Phreaks, the days of meddlesome trolls and troublesome vandals are over.

Because Cluster B is the yummy treat that lets you blend Anonymity with no wasted time, effort, or tedious due process.

Here's how it works.

Remove the wrapper and drop the Cluster B — that's the HOLE Cluster B — into your Baletomatic 76 Blender along with a cold can of Anonymity.

Now adjust the control dial so that the Cluster B is blended with Anonymity just the way you like it.

There's no better way to enjoy the taste of Cluster B with Anonymity.

And now, boys and girls, it's time for more Lunatic Drama here on Schadenfreude Theatre ...

Lunatic Drama

Block Party with Sweet Badass John and Jumbo Whale