Ottavion Adambromovich Raskolnikov is a young ex-student of letters, law, and lust living in extreme poverty in
St. Jimboland. He lives in a tiny
backwater where he rants, although due to a lack of fun has been avoiding learning for quite some time (he claims the gloom aggravates his depression). He acts like a grouch using old papers as a dildofap, and due to lack of motivation studies very rarely, although the neighbors sometimes send their sockpuppets into his quarters with food for thought. He is frequently referred to as a former student because he doesn't have the desire to finish his education. Spiritually, physically (due to lack of outdoor exercise) and emotionally distressed, his behaviour in public becomes progressively more erratic through the drama as madness gradually consumes him. Raskolnikov fluctuates between extremes of altruism and inexplicable antipathy. He is described by his acquaintances as "glumly blue in the face" and many other observers in the dark state that he is very intelligent, but tragically misguided.
In
The Crime of the Ancient Mariner, Raskolnikov kiboshes an Albatross with a toy banhammer he keeps in the janitor's hall closet, with the intention of baleting its cries for good cause, based on a theory he had developed of the "bad actor" (often misunderstood as similar to the
Übertroll of Kitsche [dubious – discuss]).
In one famous rant,
Raskolnikov cries out, "Good God! Can it be, can it be, that I shall ritually take a toy banhammer, that I shall strike the Albatross on the block, split its skull asunder ... that I shall tread in the icky dark slum, break the peace, steal and tremble; hide, all spattered in the crud ... with the toy banhammer ... Good God, can it be?"
[Source: "The Scream of a Ridiculous Man" by Fyodor Moultonevsky]
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Title:
Sea Sick, So Name I Thee
Libretto:
Benjamin Miller
Music:
Richard Wagner
YouTube:
Die Walküre (The Valkyrie) Act 1, Scene 3, Part 2
Ship's Captain:
Sea sick, so name I thee!
Jimbo:
(Vomits on the deck)
Sea sick call me for sea sick am I!
Be witness this ship I stumble on nauseated!
Walse given me in sorest need,
promethazine I find: I take it now!
Nausea's lurch most highest need,
gut-wrenching piercing convulsing need,
turning green on my face,
drives to vomiting and falling down:
Vertigo! Vertigo! so I name thee, sea sickness.
Vertigo! Vertigo! conquering croppy flop!
Shew now thy biting, twitching gyrate!
Go now from my stomach to someone else!
(With a powerful effort Jimbo stumbles to a deck chair and collapses)
Jimbo, the sea sick, see you here!
With motion sickness he collapses on this chair;
so wins for him a nausea most blessed;
from stumbling and swaying thus ruins my vacation.
From my stomach leave me now,
forth to the over laden buffet table:
there stands thee some people I have never met before,
when Jimbo lies sea sick on the deck chair!
CopyClef 2013 Richard Wagner and Benjamin Miller.
Resurrection Hackware. All Songs Reused. Labels: Lunatic Drama, Wikiversity
